fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
Hate Sleeping Alone
Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
I wish we were like phones and could plug ourselves into walls to recharge because I am at like 2% right now.